"There are people out there who- there’s just nobody for them. People like to say things like “there’s someone for everyone”…nope. Not at all true. And stop saying it because it’s mean to people that never find anybody."
- Louis CK [x] (via fat-erin)
I’m sad… because I am literally probably going to be single for the rest of my life….
(Source: highfiveforakiss)
Other People: I THINK ITS SO CUTE WHEN A PERSON GIVES ME FLOWERS AND TELLS ME I'M GOOD LOOKING AND BUYS ME STUFF AND KISSES ME A CERTAIN WAY AND TREATS ME LIKE ROYALTY AND ISN'T AFRAID TO TELL THEIR FRIENDS ABOUT ME AND IS SUPER HOT AND HAS A NICE BODY AND SO MORE MUSHY STUFF!
Me: i like it when i have food
Have you ever been so sad that you can’t even cry you just sit there and think about how sad you are
(Source: prouded, via sad-pixie)